Technically today is actually Thanksgiving, but If I don’t start
banking some entries here it could be 2014 all over again. Really, it is thanksgiving. All the leftovers are causing the
refrigerators at my in-laws to bulge at the seams. I may be bulging a little bit too.
In years past I have mentioned that my Matthew is my
co-conspirator in starting the Christmas season by listening to Christmas music
the day after Halloween. This year
something is wrong with him, maybe puberty, or maybe a head injury? But he refuses to let me enjoy my life; I
mean, listen to Christmas music until after thanksgiving. First he said December 1st but I
was like “oh no you didn’t, Santa is bringing you coal!” I mean, I reminded him
that advent starts on 11/27 this year so Christmas music starts right after
thanksgiving.
But, he is such a cheater.
He changed his ring tone to carol of the bells the week of thanksgiving,
so when people call him? He listens to the whole thing and doesn’t answer. And then today as we were loading the car he
had his earbuds in and was singing a song that sounded particularly festive,
turns out it was “What’s This?” from Nightmare before Christmas. I pointed out he was big fat cheater, and he
pointed out the key word in the title was BEFORE.
Then after dinner tonight as we were cleaning off the table
and putting away the food (seriously, why is there so much food?) the quiet classical
music we were listening to was too much and I thought we were all going to fall
asleep. So I switched it to Christmas
music, thinking that since the meal was over, we were good. But no, the Christmas music Gestapo came in,
danced around, rocking around the proverbial Christmas tree, and then he
changed it to 80s music, chastising me not waiting 5 more hours.
Because he is MEAN.
So here it is day one I was listening to Tiffany, but not
even Tiffany Christmas music. Which enticed me to go find some Tiffany
Christmas music. Don’t Hate, this girl invented the mall tour. Invented it.
#Tiffany4Eva #Gatorbator #MeanMatthew
.png)
.png)
No comments:
Post a Comment